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How to feel better about yourself:

1. Sleep without underwear every once and a while, it’s good for you. Maybe even try sleeping naked.

2. Take long baths with tea, ice cream, or whatever you please. Throw in bubbles if that’s your style.

3. Look at yourself like you look at your best friend. Find the freckles you love, what your eyes look best with, what hairstyle compliments your smile.

4. When you look at your naked body in the mirror, only think good things. Say compliments to yourself aloud. Watch yourself smile, and encourage yourself.

5. Take yourself out on a date. Treat yourself to the things you love. You’re alone yes, but there is nothing wrong with that. Remember all the times you were smothered by people and talking crowds, and you only wanted to be alone with yourself.

6. Write yourself a love note. Tell yourself your favorite things about you, and tell yourself all the things you want to become. Tell yourself you’ll love you forever.

7. Take pictures of yourself. Selfies are magnificent! Take 500! Take them everywhere! Find the good lighting! Pick your favorite one and realize what a wonderful work of art you are.

8. Acknowledge your accomplishments, all of them. Got out of bed? It’s hard sometimes and it’s been hard before, so honestly great job. Drink lots of water, and at the end of the day congratulate yourself for staying hydrated. Let yourself know when you are proud, and soak up the feeling of “well done”.

Throw some hate at me

I know that you look down at me. I know that I’m not what you want me to be. I know I’m not what you want to see. But oh well, what am I supposed to do. My ignorance has to be proof, I’m human and there is nothing I can do. Please excuse me me, I’m being crass. there isn’t much else 

The Church of Yeezus

I have decided to commit my life Yeezus. He is the Salvation, the way. I am his disciple and follower.

Oh yeah, here it comes

I really feel that realistically, no one is going to give me a chance to write, and that the only way to get a writing job is to make one up for myself.

Honestly, I don’t see a problem with this idea because from I’ve read and seen and heard, the only way to get shit done, is to do it yourself. So, having said that, I officially call this my first assignment as a writter for myself.

There is no agenda except that I am writing for myself.

lettersontheceiling asked: Your post about writer's block got me thinking: how do you change up your approach to writing? Do you have any tips or ideas? Thanks.

sisterofastone:

Writer’s block is something that all writers have to wrestle with at some point in their lives. Many things can cause writer’s block, and there’s no single way to get rid of it, but if I we all wait for inspiration before we start writing, we may never write at all. So here are the things I do in order to battle writer’s block.

1. Set a deadline. Being a professional copywriter, I’m always working with deadlines. But when it comes to poetry or any form of literary writing, I can work at my own pace. Unfortunately, this doesn’t necessarily translate to getting things done. So sometimes, even if there is no real deadline for writing poems, I set a personal deadline.

I make it a point to write at least three poems per week, though I can’t say that all of them are publishable. But at least I’ll have something I can revise or work with later on, rather than a blank page.

2. Read or listen to others’ works. You cannot be a writer without being a critical reader first and foremost. You need to be able to look at your work and find out if it’s quality writing. You do this by reading others’ works and thinking about what makes them worthy of reading.

Sometimes, when I’m too tired to read, I listen instead to people reading their work. Poetry Foundation sometimes accompanies the poems they publish with an audio reel of someone reading the poem. If this isn’t your thing, I suggest listening to spoken word poetry. I recommend Andrea Gibson, Allen Ginsberg, and Sarah Kay. 

By reading and immersing yourself in others’ works, you can get ideas for your next work.

3. Read critical essays or advice for writers. Jane Friedman’s blog offers some fantastic advice for writers. Aside from this, I read literary criticism. I want to learn how others interpret literary text in order to sharpen eye for good art. Here is a list of 50 Places to Find Literary Criticism Online. If you can’t bring yourself to write something new, you can at least sharpen your writing skills.

4. Outline. This works especially well for prose or longer works. Outline your next piece so that you can have a skeleton to build on. This gives your writing direction and it also makes things easier to finish because you can already see how to arrive at the ending.

5. Try a different form or subject matter. Someone once said that there is no such thing as writer’s block. It’s simply the effect of taking the same approach to writing. If you like writing free verse poetry, write fiction. If you like writing fiction, write a poem. If you always speak in the first person, try the third person. If you’re always writing about a boy, write about a girl. If you’re always writing about yourself, write about someone else.

Take the leap and leave your comfort zone. Personally. I’m still trying to break my boundaries, and even though I’m not that successful yet, at least I’m putting things on paper.

I hope these things work for you, as they have worked for me.

Regards,

Rina Caparras

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"Stop Government": My guess is the driver of this fine truck is a libertarian. I could be wrong though.

"Stop Government": My guess is the driver of this fine truck is a libertarian. I could be wrong though.

Thoughts On Becoming a Full-Time Freelance Writer

sisterofastone:

Sorry I haven’t been posting lately. This is because I’ve been busy completely restructuring my professional life. Many of you know my full-time job involves working as a copywriter for a local company. But I’d like to share that I recently submitted my resignation to become a full-time freelance…

I should take some notes

For Sure, Write?

the more I try to change or be different in my writing the more I like who I already am. Which is to say, I can’t “reinvent” myself because I’m still forming my original idea of “me”.

ingridmatthews:

As a writer, I’m often stymied by the Tyranny of What’s Good.  It’s the source of most of my insecurities and writer’s block.  
So today I wrote this out as a pep talk to tape to my computer, to help me keep going.  Maybe it will help someone else.


Nice to see words of inspiration

ingridmatthews:

As a writer, I’m often stymied by the Tyranny of What’s Good.  It’s the source of most of my insecurities and writer’s block.  

So today I wrote this out as a pep talk to tape to my computer, to help me keep going.  Maybe it will help someone else.

Nice to see words of inspiration

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